fuckreiva:

i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me

perissologist:

kidswithhats:

story time!!!

so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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When We Cuddle,

reynablaze:

3549-milesapart:

I hope you dont mind if I,

  • wrap my legs around yours
  • lay my head above your heart
  • run my hands through your hair
  • play footsie with you
  • put my hand on your tummy
  • play with your hands
  • give you fishy kisses
  • talk about my day
  • sing you a song
  • fall asleep in your arms

and most importantly 

  • nuzzle my nose on you shoulder dip

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theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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drunkdilf:

the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah dis kidneys be hella clean son 

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deelekgolo: